because eating it just doesnt cut it anymore

today's show: bacon lovin' pt.1

while girls my age are obsessed with scents such as Chanel No. 5, Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue, or Victoria Secret's Love Spell, i have grown to appreciate the smell that gets me salivating, Bacon.. by Pigs.

i thought i was pretty informed about the many products dedicated to bacon.. but i was wrong.

for starters there is bacon flavored coffee, ice cream, gum, chocolate, beer, toothpick, dog treats, salt, chips, and lollipop. but as we all know, obsessed people are scary and they will do anything in there power to get what they want.

here is the list of things i want for Christmas.

#1 bacon flavored vodka
because the bacon flavored beer wasn't enough to get you drunk

#2 bacon scarf to keep me warm and looking delicious

#3 Gummy Bacon
i love how it says "strawberry flavor" on the box

#4 bacon floss
so you can floss the crap out of your teeth until it bleeds bacon flavor

#5 bacon water a dog's vitamin water

#6 Bacon bandages


#7 Bacon air fresheners for cars

#8 Diet Coke with bacon
now i just wait patiently for Dr. Pepper with Bacon :)

#10 Bacon Mayonnaise


i was kidding about wanting these for Christmas. kind of.
pt.2 coming soon!